JOKE OF THE DAY – Difference between a hippo and a zippo?
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JOKE OF THE DAY – Difference between a hippo and a zippo?

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

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JOKE OF THE DAY – Do you want to hear a construction joke?
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JOKE OF THE DAY – Do you want to hear a construction joke?

JOKE OF THE DAY : The guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
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JOKE OF THE DAY : The guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the “no-bell” prize.

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JOKE OF THE DAY – Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
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JOKE OF THE DAY – Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

JOKE OF THE DAY – Why are skeletons so calm?
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JOKE OF THE DAY – Why are skeletons so calm?

JOKE OF THE DAY – What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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JOKE OF THE DAY – What did the left eye say to the right eye?

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

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JOKE OF THE DAY – Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
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JOKE OF THE DAY – Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

JOKE OF THE DAY – What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
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JOKE OF THE DAY – What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny.

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JOKE OF THE DAY – Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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JOKE OF THE DAY – Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

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 JOKE OF THE DAY – What building in New York has the most stories?
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 JOKE OF THE DAY – What building in New York has the most stories?