JOKE OF THE DAY : What do you call a fake noodle?
November 12, 2022
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JOKE OF THE DAY : What do you call a fake noodle?

JOKE OF THE DAY : How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?
November 11, 2022
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JOKE OF THE DAY : How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?

JOKE OF THE DAY : I tried to win a suntanning competition.
November 10, 2022
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JOKE OF THE DAY : I tried to win a suntanning competition.

JOKE OF THE DAY : Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
November 8, 2022
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JOKE OF THE DAY : Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.

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JOKE OF THE DAY : I couldn’t believe the highway department called my dad a thief.
November 7, 2022
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JOKE OF THE DAY : I couldn’t believe the highway department called my dad a thief.

I couldn’t believe the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, the signs were all there.

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JOKE OF THE DAY : I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
November 6, 2022
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JOKE OF THE DAY : I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.

I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.

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JOKE OF THE DAY – Difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
October 27, 2022
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JOKE OF THE DAY – Difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste, mostly.

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JOKE OF THE DAY – As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
October 21, 2022
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JOKE OF THE DAY – As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.

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JOKE OF THE DAY – A horse walks into a bar
October 19, 2022
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JOKE OF THE DAY – A horse walks into a bar

JOKE OF THE DAY – What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
October 13, 2022
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JOKE OF THE DAY – What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?

What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.”

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