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ASTANA : Holding of the first India-Central Asia Joint Working Group on Afghanistan - March 23, 2023
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MINTEVIDEO : 5th Foreign Office Consultations between India and Uruguay - March 22, 2023
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NEW DELHI : Apple seeks India labor reform to diversify beyond China - March 21, 2023
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MOSCOW : India-Russia Inter-Governmental Commission on Trade, Economic, Scientific, Technological and Cultural Cooperation (IRIGC-TEC) Virtual Review Meeting - March 21, 2023
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REYKJAVIK : 3rd India-Iceland Foreign Office Consultations - March 20, 2023
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DOHA : Visit of Minister of State for External Affairs, Dr. Rajkumar Ranjan Singh to Doha, Qatar - March 19, 2023
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PHNOM PENH : Envoys of five nations present credentials to the President of India - March 18, 2023
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NEW DELHI : Boeing and Airbus hunting for highly-skilled talent in India - March 17, 2023
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SYDNEY : State Visit of Prime Minister of Australia to India - March 17, 2023
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MANGALURU : Age no bar, Bengaluru professor gets his PhD at 79 - March 16, 2023
JOKE OF THE DAY – YOUR KID HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde.”
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”