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MOSCOW: Global Issues, BRICS: What PM Modi, Putin Discussed In Their Latest Talks - January 20, 2024
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NEW DELHI: “Stronger Partnership”- India, US Seek To Bolster Trade, Work On Critical Minerals - January 18, 2024
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LONDON: 2 Indian-Origin Entrepreneurs To Contest Election For London Mayor - January 17, 2024
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JEDDAH: Smriti Irani Meets Umrah Pilgrims, Indian Volunteers In Saudi Arabia - January 14, 2024
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MAPUTO: PM Modi Meets Mozambique President In Gujarat, Defence, Trade Talks In Focus - January 14, 2024
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JERUSALEM: “Enchanting Allure”- Israel’s Pitch To Promote Lakshadweep Amid India-Maldives Row - January 13, 2024
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AHMEDABAD: Gujarat’s Garba Dance Now In UNESCO’s Intangible Cultural Heritage list - January 12, 2024
JOKE OF THE DAY – YOUR KID HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde.”
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”